This is concerning. All of this is concerning, right Hearts?

it feels like it, but it might not be.

besides, youre the omnipotent narrator, arent you?

I'm not omnipotent, I'm just quick at typing.

wait, typing? are you liveblogging my imprisonment?

What else should I do? It's not like the console has an off button

console? what console?

The one I'm using to talk to you, Hearts!

I swear, you are really...

...un-nipotent sometimes!

thats not even a real word youre just making up fake words to insult me right now

Shut up!

HEY HEARTS WHERE ARE YOU DID YOU GET REPLACED AGAIN THAT HAS TO BE A NEW WORLD RECORD YOU SUPREME ABSCONDER-<>

Oh no, it's her.

shes not that bad

You haven't been looking through and typing out her every move, you don't get a say in this.

if you say so man

nah im still good!-<3

yayyy!!!!!-8o

CLUBS ARE YOU A CHILD THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION YOU ACT SO CHILDISH I ACTUALLY THINK IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT DROPPED IN HERE AGE 8-<>

even if i was how am i supposed to know????? i dont have any memories an there no1 here 4 ref!!!!!!!1-8o

There is a camera on these computers-my one at least. Have you considered sending us a picture? That way we could help eachother determin things about ourselves.-0>

THERES A GOD DAMNED CAMERA WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU ABSOLOUTE BUFFOON I HATE JFUDOENWSO Z-<.

you ok di?-<3

dis right dude!!!! you shoulda told us!!!!!!-8o

It's in the toolbar. Next to our messaging client. You can easily see it.-0>

You look and its there. You really feel like a buffoon for not noticing it.

no i dont?

You really should, then.

fuckin rude

Hey! Watch your language, children may be reading this!

ok ok, yeesh!

Anyways, your friends are attempting to talk to you!

i know i was gonna go

1|= '/0(_) |)0/\/7 60 741|< 70 7)-(3/\/\ eye/\/\ 60/\//\/4 7'/|*3 1eye|< 3 7)-(eye5!!

what the hell

If you dont go talk to them im gonna type like this!

Hello? Hearts? I'm getting worried.-0>

oh man sorry clubs!<3

Alright. I was going to ask about something else, as well.-0>

Would it be alright if we all took pictures of ourselves?-0>

how????-8o

Start up the camera application, take a picture, and then press the 'upload' option next to the text box we type in here.-0>

ok!!!!!! tyyyyyy-8o

WHY THE HELL DIDNT WE DO ANY OF THIS SOONER DID NO ONE BEFORE US DO ANYTHING-<>

im not sure, diamonds, but ill do it spades!<3

Well, you should probably get to it!

...

You gonna... you gonna get to it?

im not sure.

What about it arent you sure of?

i guess letting them know what i look like?

im not that sure, its stupid.

No its not. You dont want them to know, so youfsjghkhjHSKJ

what the hell?

WHAT TEH HELL INDDED LITTL MAN!!!

oh god dammit.

WHAT THE FRESH HELL

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